Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 18, 2020

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    pearlsbs  over 4 years ago

    But keep your spirit up.

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    wldhrsy2luv  over 4 years ago

    He doesn’t stand a ghost of a chance to get sick.

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    That’ll help with the death certificate.

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    rekam Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Lotta good that’ll do him now.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    “But your ectoplasma count is a little low.”

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Notice that the doc’s eyechart says “AEIOU and sometimes why”.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Poor guy is underweight. Feed him some Boo Berries and I scream.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He feels like a real no body.

    I guess it’s all those antibodies in his system.

     

    If he could find some body to love, maybe…

    Just maybe he could become the embodiment of change.

    He’s hoping… come on… won’’t there ever be any body for him?

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Soooo, I’m still plasma?

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    ♫ He’s a real nowhere man ♫

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    How’d that outta body experience work for you?

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