Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 21, 2020

He’s kind of groovy, though.

Is that your vinyl answer?

If you take him on, prepare for a lot of needling!

You can’t turn down a veteran of thirty-three and a third revolutions, man!

His methods are certainly old and outdated!

Aha, the tables are finally turning!

So many great comments this morning!!!

I know you guys need to sound it all out…

but does everybody need a label?

His party lifestyle is just a cover for a painfully slipped disk, which has been keeping him out of play.

You’ll hear a different tune once he’s got his groove back.

Bob

That’s because he’s being needled by everyone!

Got badly scratched on the turntable.

Sure he’s a bit warped but that’s no reason to assume he’ll skip work.

Sketchy? …or scratchy?

The caption also works for a guy running around a track in a pinstripe suit caring a violin case.

He spends most of his time these days doing hip-hop and rap.

That outfit is definitely out of stylus!

I’ve got a dusty old pile of vinyl records sittin’ on my floor, I’ve played each one of ’em over and over a dozen times or more…