Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 31, 2020

That’s gonna cause a stink!

Let’s hope it doesn’t become fragrant in there. They’ll both be seeing who can get out the door the fastest. Have had that experience. Not with a skunk inside but with a pair fighting right outside by a vent.

Fragrant is not the word I’d use!

Go ahead, you put him outside.

Fragrant disregard of his own sense of smell too!

Not a pet, a guard skunk? Or maybe an emotional support animal?

At least the skunk isn’t Pepe Le Pew.

That scofflaw is a real stinker.

A Wonderful Bouquet

Maybe he is part of the 1 in a 1000 that skunk don’t stink?

his attitude really stinks…

PePe Le Pew ….he’s a real stinker….

“I wanted FISH for DINNER, when I asked if we could have smelt”

on two different occasions long ago, i’ve wild skunks walk up to me and let me pet them, one was a mom with 3 kits and she let me pet them too

Here kitty kitty.

’It’s not a pet. It just followed me home’.

He’s exhibiting signs of early onset Gerstmann’s Syndrome. (The inability to tell right from left. Which can be a bad thing, but sometimes it’s merely punny.)

Remember to spray, and neuter your pets.