Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 27, 2022

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    rekam Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Love the effect of the T inserted into PINOCCHIO.

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    derdave969  almost 3 years ago

    I don’t see a glass for Mr. Cricket, but he seems to have exceeded his limit.

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    theincrediblebulk  almost 3 years ago

    Wait a second. Pinocchio is made of wood. It takes years for a tree to grow big enough to make anything from it. Pinocchio is therefore much older than his apparent age and should be allowed to drink the wine.

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    Display  almost 3 years ago

    Sour grapes

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    cactusbob333  almost 3 years ago

    He will just pee it all out through his woodpecker.

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    Smitman56  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe when you’re a real boy you can steal some of Geppetto’s real wine and sneak off and get real plastered.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    What is he made of? I’m always hearing about a nice, oaky finish

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    lanman03  almost 3 years ago

    Looks like Jiminy needs an even smaller glass.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Ahh, Pinocchio. The story of a little wooden boy who wishes that he could be a real boy. Never realizing that he was always just a cartoon.

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    Herd of Turtles  almost 3 years ago

    If he drinks too much just call him a cab.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  almost 3 years ago

    What is the little drunk guy under Geppetto?

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    it must be pinotyet noir…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    A blushing defeat.

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    MVMartinek  almost 3 years ago

    The passed-out Jiminy Cricket!

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