Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 14, 2023

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member 12 months ago

    He found it … and he touched it!

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  12 months ago

    Probably a Welsh rarebit, and looking many weeks old.

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    VickiP123  12 months ago

    my dogs wouldn’t let anything be on the floor for anywhere near long enough to get ‘funky’

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    That might be from last New Year’s when someone made a toast.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago

    Ha! Bon appetit!

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    cactusbob333  12 months ago

    If you not eating that, doggie here at your service.

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    Godfreydaniel  12 months ago

    “Roast” might’ve been funnier, but Scrooge would never pay for something so extravagant.

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    rwh2  12 months ago

    “You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato.”

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    Being a stingy miser, he warmed it up for a snack. Eww

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    gopher gofer  12 months ago

    finding that would be really crumby…

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 12 months ago

    Has Scrooge checked his armpits for that bad smell?

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    Ron Bauerle  12 months ago

    Seems like it’d dry out before it molded…

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