Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 11, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 3 months ago

    There’s no money in that

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    paulprobujr  3 months ago

    “Sorry, we only have openings for full crime. Try Congress down the street, they may have some part-crime openings.”

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 3 months ago

    Another politician?

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    ncorgbl  3 months ago

    Tulsa King?

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    Tachyon the Samurai  3 months ago

    So you are looking for a job in government.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    “Sorry sir, crime doesn’t pay.”

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    Good way to end up in the punitentiary.

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    SmashedHat  3 months ago

    Would you prefer aiding or abetting?

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    namelocdet  3 months ago

    I had to read that 3 times to see it LOL

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    if he does part-crime he has to be willing to do part-time…

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