Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 11, 2024

There’s no money in that

“Sorry, we only have openings for full crime. Try Congress down the street, they may have some part-crime openings.”

Another politician?

Tulsa King?

So you are looking for a job in government.

“Sorry sir, crime doesn’t pay.”

Good way to end up in the punitentiary.

Would you prefer aiding or abetting?

I had to read that 3 times to see it LOL

if he does part-crime he has to be willing to do part-time…