Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 03, 2011

Dirk once again manages to out-dumb Brewster. No mean feat.

If you go back into the archives, she was supposed to replace Brewster, but she couldn’t bring herself to do it.

Finally – a good use for those @#%&*! mascots!

Radish….who wants to be boss, all that responsibility? The captain’s supposed to go down with his ship. Scuttle the ship and let him go!

If Pam was captain, things would go smoothly and make sense; but that would NOT be funny.

@Bilan …except for those times when Pam is feeling extremely hormonal. That’s when she turns into James Kirk and starts sucker punching some crewmen at random.

Poor Dirk…

I can’t find it in the Library of Congress, but shouldn’t the last panel be “Curses, foiled again”. I will check with Snidely Whiplashes lawyer ($450/hour).

Pam moonlights as their mascot?

“And then myself, Sir Lancelot and Sir Galahad creep out of the rabbit…”

Oh, Dirk Raider, you silly kiniggit! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I think he’s already carried the gag too far. snerk

Of COURSE, The Oooollld Trojan Horse Suit Trojan Horse Trick!

Sir Lew-I thought of that also but remembered that foils were only used in fencing and Dirk’s “D” fences were down….curses!…☻

“What are you supposed to be?”“A pwny! You’ve been pwned!”“Curses! Comic foil again!”

In panel 3, Dirk is holding his hand that way because he’s trying to hear what Pam is saying; she’s a little hoarse today. =rimshot=

Meanwhile, the looting is going along at a frantic pace – so far, there’s a death ray machine, a refrigerator, the coffee maker and a toaster. It’s all about priorities!