Here’s a plan : Next mealtime, SAVE your PopTart…Nibble the Pastry into the SHAPE of a Gun and Then VIOLA" !! the insectoid Jailers will send you back to your comrades for Threatening the Safety of the other Prisoners!!…….
Clearly, Dirk has studied the freelance police handbook. I wonder if he used shoe polish or Grecian formula? If the latter, he’d better watch himself in the machine shop.
Veridian over 11 years ago
Here’s a plan : Next mealtime, SAVE your PopTart…Nibble the Pastry into the SHAPE of a Gun and Then VIOLA" !! the insectoid Jailers will send you back to your comrades for Threatening the Safety of the other Prisoners!!…….
Peabody-Martini over 11 years ago
Leave it to Brewster to foil Dirk’s plans even when they are on the same side.
Tue Elung-Jensen over 11 years ago
Main issue – the troopers can´t hit a barnyard from any distance.
edclectic over 11 years ago
Must have been a small gun…
jreckard over 11 years ago
Hey, Dirk. Dial it down a bit. Get a life,buoy.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 11 years ago
Just to be safe, guard the door.
Alphaanddelta over 11 years ago
Just don’t drop the soap.
TechnoScotty over 11 years ago
I just Lava good prison escape story!
redbaronss over 11 years ago
Maybe they should just lye around instead.
tsandl over 11 years ago
Clearly, Dirk has studied the freelance police handbook. I wonder if he used shoe polish or Grecian formula? If the latter, he’d better watch himself in the machine shop.
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
“Why do you think they’ll think artwork of a gun is an actual gun?”
“It works for school administrators.”
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
Reason it took Dirk so long: he used liquid soap . . ☻
Jeffpaul over 11 years ago
These guys are no John Dillinger.
CoBass over 11 years ago
Could the Irish Spring them from prison?