Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 10, 2020

“Kids, you’ll never appreciate where your human comes from until you probe one for yourselves.”

Yesterday one of the kids had two eyes.

You should hear the Martians talking about rabbits.

Probings are the best part, especially when you have tentacles.

For laughs they should try to abduct a Tholian! Much more of a challenge! if they survive!

So what do you want to abduct, alien kids? Cows?

Abducting humans will become a lost art.

Same here, only it’s grandkids. My granddaughter loves the old Jonny Quest cartoons, but she’s still not quite 5.

Betty and Barney are on Line 1. Not the Rubbles …

I like seeing the classic rock concert T-shirts on the kids today and telling them I still have the ticket stub saved in my memorabilia stash

As I recall the original premise was that Brewster was probed so often it turned him into the doofus he is today…

One more mind probe and Brewster won’t be able to blow his nose without help.

“Why does dinner get to sit in the front seat while we sit in the back?”

It’s like dissecting a frog: educational but not enough fun for a pastime.

Let’s all go Pam-tipping!