Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 25, 2024

If you touched your toilet seat as much as you touch your phone …

It’s the material that comes out of the phone…

And yet people deny the clear fact that Brewster is a genius.

If people would just flush their phones more often…

…and clear out all the crap that’s in them.

One of the most germ infested items around is the TV remote control in a hotel room. A good reason to travel with alcohol prep pads… or to skip watching TV.

Maybe ET should have toileted home!

This must depend on how often people clean their toilet seats and how often they wash their hands.

Eh not gives em any ideas!

As long as I don’t loan it out to anyone else at least the germs on the phone are my own. I’ve built up a toleration for myself.

Miss the point much?

Most books in public libraries have spent time in someone’s bathroom.

so i probably should stop licking my phone to clean it -?

So just clean your phone by peeing on it…

(¬_¬)

They’d make a great pair — the porcelain throne, and the porcelain phone! d;o)

How can one be cleaner than the other? The contents are both the same.

if there are no flies around it you can get by

If you touched your toilet seat as much as you touch your phone …

I don’t sit on my phone, so it’s OK.

People are always trying to hand you their phone. You never know where it’s been.

The UV light test that shows germs is inaccurate. It shows dead germs as well as live ones.

How many people would eat off a toilet seat?

Sit on it!

Not if you count the filth that inhabits anti social media