Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 17, 2009

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    prasrinivara  almost 16 years ago

    Why don’t you zap the wrappers off and break down the bars, Broomie?

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    Hagaar  almost 16 years ago

    Takes too long! I’m surprised she didn’t choke… But then, that’s our Broomie!!

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 16 years ago

    She’s like Mimi Hungry in the parody movie Plump Fiction, who passes out “from low blood sugar” if it takes too long to unwrap the chocolate.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 16 years ago

    Maybe she was trying to get some fiber in her diet.

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    prasrinivara  almost 16 years ago

    SherlockWatson, would microseconds (my guesstimate for how long it would take to zap off the wrappers and split the bars) be too long?

    Chromsome: minerals maybe–most wrappers are made of metals and/or maybe-biodegradable plastic–but not much (if at all) fibre.

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