Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 30, 2009

Keep telling yourself that, and row faster!

Let’s all sing along! Row, row, row your boat….

Yeah, right, where’s all that lightning now when BroomHilda really needs it? :))

Cheer up, Broomie. You’ve obviously rediscovered C. megalodon, and if you live through it, you will become very famous.

She would do well to face the shark and row.

Hilda should have spoken up in Nineveh , in three days she will .

Row! Row like there’s no tomorrow.

(Because if you don’t, there really ain’t.)

Broomie in the whale….. bet she gets spit out!

Broomie is chum.

Use your finger, Broomie. Zap him.

Don’t sharks roll over to bite?

Why didn’t you carry your broomstick in the boat?

She is too busy rowing to think about zapping him. Row Broomie Row.

Tomorrow will be a better day? as John Lennon said: Can’t get no worse. (“Getting Better” from Sgt. Pepper.) as Satchel Paige said: Never look behind you. You don’t know WHAT might be gaining on you.

(I’m surprised no one has used this one yet)

You’re going to need a bigger boat.

hossblacksilver said, about 1 hour ago

(I’m surprised no one has used this one yet)

You’re going to need a bigger boat.

Or,” the taxidermy man is gonna have a heart attack when he see’s what we bring him”

Lewreader said, about 9 hours ago

Don’t sharks roll over to bite?

Not if what they’re eating is small enough for one bite, they roll over if they have to tear off a chunk. Not having much of a neck can cause eating problems.