Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 06, 2011

Another texting warning from our Broomie.

Yeh Broomie, and what about wearing your seat belt?

That’s 747 good reasons not to.

Er, Broomie, twice now? Did you get a ticket or hit a pregnant grandmother pushing a baby carriage? In some states they require a vision test after 1500.

GWEEDO Pratt & Whitney engines go through birds, and snow and bloom of blight. We need another contract.

I’ve heard of bird strike, but witch strike!?

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Broomie, No texting while driving! Period!

Even if you’re not in traffic, you could find yourself hitting stationary pole or something.

Snarge, what comes out of a jet engine after a bird flies in………………

SNAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being a jet engine mechanic back in the day, although this is humerous & trying to make a point about texting. It is totally impossible. The jet engine would have totally chewed up Broomie & the engine would have totally distroyed itself….just saying….LOL

But that’s an Acme engine…their anvils never killed Coyote either.

Wasn’t it a bird strike that dumped Captain Sullenberger’s jet in the Hudson?

On the plus side, the little green witch finally seems to be ripe.

Drive on the right side of the sky, Broomie!