Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 10, 2011

She put a spell on you… (Insert musical notes here)

Broomie, you gotta teach me that one.

Is that a legal way to make money?

MORNING: MARG & ML

Broomie, please teach me that so I can drain my girlfriend for a change.

What are you going to do with all that money, Broomie?

I think my wife already knows that one.

Aw heck, Broomie, my girl has known that one ever 1500 years.

That old black magic has me in it’s spell. That old black magic that you weave so well.

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Those spells are so 1500 years ago. We now have Jedi mind tricks.

so THAT’S where all my money went.

Once again… with friends like those, who needs friends?!?

I took a black cat, a cave bat, And threw them in a pot (pot, pot, pot-pot-pot) I took a blue snake, a green stake, And tied them in a knot (knot, knot, knot-knot-knot) I took a hog jaw, a dog’s paw, And hung them on the line (line, line, line-line-line) I took a horse hair, a green pear, And made a crazy sign (sign, sign, sign-sign-sign)

I’m castin’ my spell on you, I’m castin’ my spell on you, I’m castin’ my spell on you, You’ll never never be untrue.

(“Castin’ My Spell” by The Johnny Otis Show)