Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 14, 2011

Funny, yet sadly true in some cases.

They’d never get past the metal detector atthe airport.

HELLO MARGE!

Gosh, Broomie, I know what you mean. But it’s not their appearance that marks them as DOOMED. I’ve seen comparable (in terms of appearance) young people who were both nice and bright as can be….

Is there a ranch for the likes of those metal heads?

Ah the average American. Lead around by the nose ring by any one that says what they want to hear.

Time for more chlorine in the gene pool…

You’re right there. OR….your right their. Or…ur R8 there. lol

Good to know that there have been half-wits throughout the generations. Sadly, this generation is no exception. It’s their parents who make me worried about this country.

Kind of sad that Broomie live long enough to see the human race go down the toilet.

Dude? Dude…dude…dude. Duude!

Compared to those two, Broomie looks like a princess in my eyes this morning. But then again, I was treated for smoke inhalation on the job overnight.

I’m Bill S. Preston, Esquire! And I’m Ted “Theodore” Logan! And we’re… WYLD STALLYNS!-————————————————————Be excellent to each other! Party on, dudes!-————————————————————Whoa! Those must be the princesses you told yourself about at the Circle-K. We gotta go. It’s a history report, not a babe report.But these are historical babes!

Oh Broomie, forever the optimist!

I have such an urge to approach those two with a powerful magnet…