Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 28, 2011

You’ll live for another 1500 years at least, Broomie.

That’s usually the way it happens.

MARG! Do you have more than one child?

MARG! Bet she was spoiled growing up then.

That’s telling him, Broomie! And after the first 1500, you’re entitled!

Don’t you think Gaylord might notice, Broomie?

We’re going to live forever; so far it’s working…………..

And Gaylord, if you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don’t come running to me!

HOW old is she? shes got a good start on it.

?????????

What?

Unless you’re an Immortal.

Even Broomie can’t avoid death and taxes.