Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 22, 2012

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    Linda1259  almost 12 years ago

    Bah, humbug!

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    batterd_citizen  almost 12 years ago

    you will be haunted by three spirits…and then you will change your tune

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    Sisyphos  almost 12 years ago

    Reformed, the entrepreneurial Mr. Scrooge would offer to hire you to be featured in a new reality TV show. Upon learning of this, Gaylord and Irwin would be prompted by a famous lawyer to sue you for their share and would win their case. As a result, the disgraced witch Broom-Hilda would be left destitute and on food stamps. Gaylord and Irwin would win the right to remain in the former Enchanted Forest, now as part of the settlement “Famous Lawyer’s Enchanted Forest Amusement Park and Real Estate Development, LLC,” while the lawyer’s fee would also include one unreliable witch’s broom, one 1950-something Plymouth convertible, and all other cash and assets of the losing defendant.Now, there’s A Christmas Story for our times!

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I know a site.You can even order Butterflies.

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    ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I guess Santa will also be saving money, Coal is cheaper.

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    massha  almost 12 years ago

    you can order fruitflies too

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    Darryl Heine  almost 12 years ago

    Broomie’s not a store santa anymore.

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