Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 19, 2019

In this car?!

Portentous for Broomie in colour!

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It wasn’t just the speeding, you broke the sound barrier! (And nobody knows how to fix it.)

Broom’s Broom is on the blink again….

Is EVERY trooper where she lives 400lbs? :-P

Doesn’t she drive a ‘55 Plymouth? Pretty sure it won’t go that fast.

You should not say that to someone who pulled you over, but at least she did not say, ‘THAT fat?’

Riding sidesaddle on a broom is not nearly as comfy as sitting in a hot car. So she stuffed her broom up the exhaust pipe for a bit of extra boost.. and better mileage.

Well, this isn’t Jacksonville FL, no one gets tickets for speeding here. Cops afraid to give tickets.

When the cop asks “Do you know how fast you were going?” you say:

“Isn’t that YOUR job?”“No, but I bet you’re going to tell me!”“If you don’t know I’m not telling you!”

Might that little old lady happen to be from Pasadena?

She fought the law and the law won.

“Honest, I thought that sign that said 267 was the speed limit”…

Next time use your broom and fly above everything.

The Fairy Tale of the Little Green Witch and the Seven Burly Troopers. It’s not all sweetness and light….

You’d think she would’ve used her broom to travel