Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for October 28, 2022

It’s a step up from a buzzard.

And you have so much in common

I always wondered why Noah allowed roaches, bedbugs, and other disgusting critters in the Ark.

At least Broomie knows that the cockroach won’t insult her!

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself dating a green-skinned woman.

Awwww! How cute and he has sharpie teeth, too! ☺️

Boomie I think the cockroach has a few years (millions) on ya. Yip yip yip yip yip

The friendship’s over if she ever tries to put a saddle on him.

And people are always trying to kill you…

A cockroach that big can go anywhere it wants to.

That’s odd though, they generally scamper when the light comes on.

For those that like to eat bugs, this guy is a luau on six legs just waiting for the coals…..

okay, there is ONE QUESTION here people needs an answer. WHO WAS THERE FIRST?

If people judge you by the company you keep, Broomie, you may want to reconsider admitting Cockroach to your circle of Enchanted Forest friends….

Broomie, cockroaches and Keith Richards will be the only things surviving the end of the world

And neither will ever die.

Hmm good point Broomhilda.

But which of you wrote the very first song?