Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 15, 2023

And that was a lousy joke, Broomie.

There’s nothing like a good joke, and that was nothing like a good joke.

I like miniature golf; it’s much more fun than that boring regular game.

So that’s where you went on that horse yesterday, Broomie?

LOL.

When on vacation, we played Miniature Golf, and we laughed so hard, people behind us were laughing because we were laughing…it was catchy!

when working in an office, i would sometimes carry a couple of marbles around, show them to people and say, ‘see, i haven’t lost them all yet’

Sometimes, it’s worth spending money on a prop just for a joke.

I haven’t played miniature golf in years.

“Waa-ha-ha-ha-ha, I kill me!”

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she is just being her usual goof…and now will go for a cheeseburger most probably.

I’m not buying this joke.

I’m with you Hilda, I hate playing miniature golf, I hate playing golf, and I hate watching golf tournaments and the round-ups…

Broomie, here’s a response for you: “Putt putt!”

Save those clubs, Broomie. Instead of zapping other’s in anger, you can vent frustration by mangling, then tossing the clubs at a lake and feel good again, just like amateur golfers.

Factoid: A Golpher is a gopher that is a golf course denizen.

Oh, Broomie! You’re such a laugh; you break me up!…

lol