Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 03, 2023

Better go in for a major rhinoplasty first, Broomie.

Oh, some good friends you have there, Broomie. You look just fine to me.

Nope! Just nope!

Zap coming

You’re going to be in trouble, Gay-Lord.

How could you possibly improve that face?

You’re fine just as you are Broomie. Don’t ever change a thing. I love you just the way you are…..

Others like your looks, I see bumper stickers and T-shirts everywhere saying to “Go Green”.

Her ’57 Chevy convertible is very classy.

Too late, too late the retraction, Gaylord! The Broomie that is, is, and so also the ’56 Plymouth….