Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 21, 1986
January 20, 1986
January 22, 1986
Transcript:
Calvin Mom, can I take up the floorboards in my room and make a secret passageway. Mom: Of course not, Calvin. Don't be rediculous. Calvin: Why can't I? Mom: Because you'd come right through the kitchen ceiling. I said don't do it. Calvin: Okay, okay... Calvin: How quietly do you think we can nail these back in?
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ladyphantomny over 14 years ago
well at least it didn’t make a loud sound
TheSoCalledExpert over 14 years ago
Hammer first, ask questions later.
masterturtle over 14 years ago
or blame the tiger.. and deny your own involvement.haha
ricpent over 14 years ago
Hey! Quietly lay the boards back in place. Kaboom! I dunno, dry rot?
hobbsfriend over 14 years ago
SO HOW DOES THIS WORK? MOM NEEDS TO CLOSE HER EARS OR CALVIN HAS TO HAMMER SOFTLY! JUST MIGHT WORK AFTER ALL!! LOL
MasonXander over 14 years ago
First: Caps Lock is NOT cruise control for cool.
Second. Duct tape. Lots of it.
bmonk almost 14 years ago
To answer Calvin: Not nearly quietly enough.
Wait until two a.m. or so, and then start hammering.
crackerjack113 almost 14 years ago
get a bigass carpet
yow4zip Premium Member over 12 years ago
Oops.
Starfollower777 about 12 years ago
Why hasn’t he fallen through yet?
katzinhatz1 over 11 years ago
how did he get away with cutting through the boards in the first place? i doubt she wouldnt hear him, or catch him with a bunch of tools
DM9001 over 6 years ago
Calvin’s motto should be, “Don’t ask, just do.”
a non-E mouse about 6 years ago
Calvin always ask fore permission after he’s already started.
pg3dhahayes over 3 years ago
just like when he tried to saw this couch in half!
Loki91308 over 2 years ago
Better to ask forgiveness than permission…
lalapalooza Premium Member 10 days ago
haha