Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 27, 1986

I would have died if I did that.

where’s the mom surely she would never leave a kid like alone in the house and what if there was going to be presents brought home, it not as if calvin will get to keep them now

Well in yesterday’s strip, the mom let Calvin repeatedly fall down the stairs.

and the day before yesterday’s strip she starved the hungry rascallion. calvin shouldve called child services instead.

This is probably one of my favs. The reveal in thte fourth panel is priceless.

HA HA HA HA! Child Services? How about Adult Protective Services?

I AM THINKING APC IS THE ONE THATS NEEDED HERE IF ANY,,,I SAY A SPANKING IS REALLY NEEDED,BUT NEVER GIVEN!

I am amazed how airtight their house is…

Calvin sure has learned the value of small talk to approach a crisis circumspectly.

What on earth did he do?

Fun with a wrench.

What was he thinking.

Bob the Builder, he isn’t.

Calvin… why?

Where’s Mrs. Calvin’s Mom during all this?

We all have our Dad’s phone number, but I wouldn’t leave a child alone in a house with a phone if he or she is younger than at least 5. If Calvin was younger he could have accidentally called “emergency services”.

How in the sane did that happen!?!?!

OK HOW IN THE HELL DOES HE MANAGE TO DO THAT

Uh ohh… They will kill him. Also, where’s Hobbes to talk him out of it??

lol used to ask my dad the same thing

I have so many questions.