Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 29, 1987
July 28, 1987
July 30, 1987
Transcript:
Doctor: Hi there, Calvin. I understand you're not feeling well. Calvin: Me? I'm fine! I just sit around torture chambers in my underwear for kicks. Let's see your degree, you quack! Doctor: I'm not going to hurt you. I'm just going to examine you to see what's wrong. Calvin: I'll tell you what's wrong! I've got Dr. Frankenstein for a pediatrician, that's what's wrong! Doctor: Nurse, call the anesthesiologist in here, will you please? Calvin: My dad's a laywer, I'll have you know! Don't come near me!
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ChocPi over 14 years ago
This one looks like something I would pull! :)
Icalasari about 14 years ago
I threatened to call the MP when I had bloodwork when I was little :D
Kids - They know more than you think
mrcharmander934 over 13 years ago
I wonder why Calvin calls every doctor a quack….
mrcharmander934 over 13 years ago
I wonder why Calvin calls every doctor a quack….
HumorMeDark almost 13 years ago
“I just sit around torture chambers in my underwear for kicks.” had me LMfAO
yow4zip Premium Member over 12 years ago
They really have a great doctor-patient relationship.
bmonk over 12 years ago
Calling Dr. Frankenstein. Dr. Frankenstein, please.
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(“That’s Dr Franken-steen!”)
http://thedailywh.at/2011/03/13/unfortunate-surname-of-the-day/
BarrelO'Molasses Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Doctor Ross, please come to the E.R. Doctor Ross From Weird Al Yankovic’s Like a Surgeon. Check it out on youtube.
Nate Wright (Mischief God) over 3 years ago
I’ve never heard a six year old kid call his pediatrician a quack and Dr. Frankenstein before.
Odie's best friend over 2 years ago
Why does he say YOU QUACK
jr1234 over 1 year ago
Why isn’t his mother in the room with Calvin?
koalaperson about 1 year ago
Why does Calvin’s doctor look like an aged Jon Arbuckle?