Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 01, 1988

Transcript:

Calvin: C'mom Hobbes, let me up into the tree fort. Hobbes: Say the password. Calvin: No! You know it's me! Let me up! Hobbes: You may be some other kid in disguise. Calvin: It's me, Calvin! Let me up, you hairball barfer! Hobbes: An insult! Well, you can just stay down there forever Mr. Stinker. Calvin: Oh, no! Here comes Susie! Let me up quick, so we can throw things at her! Hurry! Let down the rope! Hobbes: La de da dum doo. Calvin: She's coming! Quick! Let down the rope! I'm sorry I insulted you! Ok! See, I said I was sorry! Can't you let down the rope?! Hobbes: You have to say the password. Calvin: Verse seven: tigers are perfect the e-pit-o-me of good looks and grace and quiet..uh..um..dignity.. Susie Derkins: I was going to ask you to come over and play house but I think you'd be a weird example for our children. Calvin: One of these days I'm going to make you into a rug! You hear me?? A rug!