Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 15, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: I'm ho-ome! Susie: Hi, Calvin. Whatcha doin'? Calvin: Oof, get this big lummox off me. Susie: Look at you! You didn't even change you of your school clothes! Calvin: How could I?! I didn't even get in the door! Every day this maniac is so glad to see me that he blasts out like a big orange torpedo! A dog will just wag its tail, but of course a tiger has to pounce on you! Stupid animal! Susie: He pounces on you? Calvin: Oh, and don't think he doesn't enjoy the cunning and treachery of it all! Tigers live for the thrill of a sneak attack! It's their evil nature! Susie: He's just sitting there. Calvin: Oh, sure, big disguise! Like no one can fathom the savage mind of a jungle cat! Ha! He's a killer to the core! Susie: I wish my parents would move. My diary is getting weirder every day. Calvin: Yeah, you know who I'm talking about! Wipe off that grin or I'll do it for you!
!!IceFire!! almost 12 years ago
“Untutored Eye of the Ignorant Layman” !!!
LadyBlanc over 11 years ago
He always has to go two steps too far, doesn’t he?
yow4zip Premium Member about 10 years ago
Don’t interrupt a child and his tiger.
bmonk about 9 years ago
Calvin should know Hobbes is beguiled by femine wiles.
I Like Trains. over 6 years ago
4th panel Calvin XD
Questionably Sane almost 6 years ago
Dear diary: that weird kid next door is convinced that his stuffed tiger attacks him when he comes home. mom and dad refuse to move, despite my pleading