Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 26, 1991
Transcript:
Calvin as Private Eye: I keep two magnums in my desk. One's a gun, and I keep it loaded. The other's a bottle and it keeps me loaded. I'm Tracer Bullet. I'm a professional snoop. It's a tough job, but then, I'm a tough guy. Some people don't like an audience when they work. Enough of them have told me so with blunt instruments that I'm a phrenologist's dream come true. Snooping pays the bills, though. Especially Bill, my bookie and Bill, my probation officer. So when a tall brunette opened my door with a case for me, my heart did a few calisthenics and I took the job.
hayman21 about 9 years ago
Cal Mom i divorce you
yow4zip Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Great stuff.
Jelfring Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Phrenologist” – pretty good vocabulary for a kid who doesn’t do his homework