Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 09, 1991

Transcript:

Dad: Don't make faces at the table, Calvin. Calvin: I can't help it. Mom said my face would freeze like this some day, and it just did. Dad: No, It didn't Calvin: It did, Dad! Mom was right. I'm horribly disfigured for life. Dad: No, you aren't Calvin: But don't worry, I won't spoil dinner. See? Elephant Man!