Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 16, 2014

I wonder, how is Calvin going to explain to his Mother how his clothes ended up in a tree and he is standing naked in the snow?-Calvin, catchers and pitchers report in one month.

Some people just ain’t got no couth, Calvin. It’s still early in yout slide down the razorblade of life, but you of all peopleahould knoe that by now!

O Hobbes a real friend ,that believes you should really get a new target for your great missals

Ticked off the tiger again, ’eh?

A real friend would have refrained from blindsiding your only friend with a snowball, Calvin.

Eye for an eye? Even better!

You tryin’ to pick on us Cat’licks? I are one, and I’d rather get hit with a Missal than by a missile.

I wondered if anybody else would catch that! And just a couple of posts kater, a bunch did.

Hobbes may not be insulted, he often does something, what offends Calvin!!

Tough love from Hobbes, Cal-boy!

Wasn’t it amazing how well I caught you off guard and smacked you in the head with packed snow so well?!?

Oops, that was redundant

A real friend left you your underpants.

Calvin needs to practice what he preaches about being a real friend.

oh .. Hobbes will be real friend so true…

Ever notice Hobbes is the only one he hits?

What control?? What form???

You know, of course, the surest way to get somebody to do something is, tell ‘em DON’T!Especially Calvin….

Better that it was Hobbs than the tiger in India who is in the news.

Nobody like a show off, Calvin!

xxx

In that case, Calvin, your friend shouldn’t be a tiger.

Would make dammned good target for a boy like Calvin.Thanks for bringing up my mistake.

Calvin dude you done it again

He deserves to have his underwear up there, too…