Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 16, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "I've been thinking, Hobbes" Hobbes: "On a weekend?" Calvin: "Well, it wasn't on purpose..." Calvin: "I believe history is a force" Calvin: "Its unalterable tide sweeps all people and institutions along it's unrelenting path. Everything and everyone serves history's single purpose" Hobbes: "And what is that purpose?" Calvin: "Why, to produce ME, of course! I'm the end result of history" Hobbes: "You?" Calvin: "Think of it! Thousands of generations lived and died to produce my exact, specific parents, whose reason for being, obviously, was to produce ME" Calvin: "All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for my presence" Hobbes: "Hmm, 41/2 billion years probably wasn't long enough" Calvin: "No I'm here, and history is vindicated" Hobbes: "So now that history's brought you, what are you going to do?" TV: "Ooh, you wascawwy wabbit!
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
“Do the same thing previous generations did — enjoy Bugs Bunny.”
johnt204 about 10 years ago
You don’t have to go back very many generations before you find that you have more ancestors than the number of people who’ve ever lived. And they all come down to you.
rshive about 10 years ago
Things will look different on Monday, Calvin.
arye uygur about 10 years ago
Calvin doesn’t sound like a five or six year old kid to me.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 10 years ago
I miss those days
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
Late??Watterson is alive and well… and only 56.
He “retired” from doing “Calvin and Hobbes” at the ripe old age of 37.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 10 years ago
Yep, for thousands of generations, your ancestors have been fruitful and multiplied solely to produce YOU. Either that or they just liked to be fruitful and multiply.
markmoss1 about 10 years ago
Calvin is mistaken. The purpose of human history was to create Warner Brothers cartoons. Once that was accomplished, all that is left is spreading them as widely as possible.
Hobbes Premium Member about 10 years ago
Today’s Calvin and Hobbes strip is from 1989. It may have been inspired by this Peanuts strip from 1985:Click here: Peanuts (March 15, 1985)And here are a couple of Peanuts strips from further back in history:Click here: Peanuts (September 18, 1956)Click here: Peanuts (November 28, 1959)
dwdl21 about 10 years ago
“Unalterable Tide” But can’t add 11 and 7…lol
e9qf7bn+x1ss7c about 10 years ago
Calvin’s a fatalist.
aerilim about 10 years ago
I imagine Hitler was thinking just like Calvin when he was growing….
Kim Metzger Premium Member about 10 years ago
Hmm. You know, I don’t think we’ve ever seen any younger kids than Calvin in this strip.
robert3750 about 10 years ago
Yeah, with flawed logic. He assumes that history ENDS with him, blithely oblivious to the fact that millions have been born after him.
Aaron Saltzer about 10 years ago
That child is so conceded.
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
“Thanks, the Late lamented Mr. Watterson”.Unless something happened in the last 24 hours, he is still alive (mid 50’s I believe) and unfortunately NOT doing C&H anymore…“Sigh…”
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 10 years ago
Actually, I can think of many worse uses of his — or anyone’s — time than watching Bugs Bunny cartoons.
chovil about 10 years ago
Four and a half billion years ago, we spent a billion years being single celled organisms. Then we progressed to metazoans. To reproduce, we still go back to being single celled creatures. Calvin’s claim to fame is quite justified, as is his love of Bugs Bunny, but he’s just another metazoan.
Mariposamia about 10 years ago
Athiestic
Tah Tah about 10 years ago
luv Hobbes
cosman about 10 years ago
On a whim, i checked the Sat. morn. listings for ABC/NBC/CBS/FOX/CW between 6am-9am, and NONE of them has any cartoons on..Back in the ’60’s Dad and i made it a point to get up at 6:30, Dad would whip up an artery-clogging breakfast of pancakes, scrambled eggs and sausage, and we’d settle down in front of the ‘54 Sylvaniia 21in tv with our breakfast on tv trays and watch the Roadrunner Show @7.I remember one time Dad commenting. “Wile E. has a SERIOUS credit line with the Acme Supply Co..”Guess the mainstream networks figure the Cartoon Network is covering that aspect of programming, so that they don’t have to.. Kids of today are missing out on some precious bonding moments.
cosman about 10 years ago
That’s what truly matters.. (-:
Kathleen Cunningham about 10 years ago
Beautiful example of typical solipsistic thinking.
aerilim about 10 years ago
Strict fathers are not always a recipe for a bad behavior in the future, as having good parents is never a guarantee of growing up being a good person, you should know that Mr. Research.