Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 18, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "Brrrr! I'm freezing!" Hobbes: "You need a nice fur coat like mine. I'm all toasty" Calvin: "I'll just put my feet on your back. Ok? Ooh, you ARE warm!" Hobbes: "GAAA!" Calvin: "Quit thrashing around! You're letting in cold air!" Hobbes: "Well keep your icy feet on your own side of the bed then!" Calvin: "They WERE! Your big behind was on MY side!" Hobbes: "THAT'S your side! THIS is the demilitarized zone and THIS is MY side!" Calvin: "All THAT?! No way. You hog! In fact, the whole BED is my side! Animals should sleep on the floor!" Hobbes: "Oh THAT does it!" Hobbes: "You and your hairless pink monkey suit can freeze solid! I'm leaving!" Calvin: "HEY! Don't take the blanket!" Calvin: "GET BACK HERE! I'LL GET YOU! GIMME THAT!" Calvin: "...Now where'd he go??" Dad: "GAAAA! SOMEBODY'S FEET ARE LIKE ICE!!" Mom: "Calvin had another nightmare" Calvin: "If it's too crowded, you guys are welcome to sleep downstairs"
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Now you know why he’s an only child
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“Hairless pink monkey suit”… I haven’t had a good laugh for a while. Thanks Watterson… again.
KZ71 almost 10 years ago
This is priceless.
orinoco womble almost 10 years ago
Perfect way to start the day. I used to have icecicles for toes until I started putting a hot water bottle in the bed. Now my OH has cold feet due to circulatory problems. The tables, they are turned!
t3st almost 10 years ago
Oh, come on dad, its only Calvin, not the SnowGoon.
Reppr Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I found a stone foot-warmer from the horse and buggy era. Leaned it up against the wood stove to get it warm and then stuck it in bed. Worked like a charm.
rentier almost 10 years ago
Calvin can change in Conchita Wurst, than he is not without hair!
rentier almost 10 years ago
Hobbes spreds out in the whole bed, He takes the whole place for himself allone! But soon he’ll be allone and left.
tripwire45 almost 10 years ago
Made me laugh. Thanks.
Aaberon almost 10 years ago
Fascinating: I’ve learned more about pigs this morning than I’ve ever thought to question!
mourdac Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Just too funny!
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Love his eyes in the last panel.
gnash almost 10 years ago
LX013-It’s been a good morning! First I got a chuckle from Calvin and now from you. Have raised pigs on the farm and this is the 1st time I EVER heard that the different breeds of pigs are of different races. Actually Red pigs are Duroc, White can be Yorkshires,black & white Hampshire, etc. We have had folks from the city drive by and stop just to watch fascinated by the sows just playing in the dirt, taking a dip in their pool to cool off or sleeping in the shade. Husband said we should charge admission. :-) BTW pigs do have a thin coat of hair and pigs don’t sweat.
ralphydee almost 10 years ago
Hairless pink monkey suit. (smh) I was on my ass laughing… lmaooo
rentier almost 10 years ago
With house pig I mean such, wich were raised on a farm!! We say house pigs, this ones, which are nearly naked and pink!
Vgrift85 almost 10 years ago
That was a great on for a Sunday morning. Thanks Bill. and yes, pigs have hair…..and wings ;)
orinoco womble almost 10 years ago
Just in passing…pigs can’t look up. Their necks don’t bend that way.And horses can’t vomit. But that’s just by the way.
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Thank goodness I have a bed of my own.
No one hogging the blankets.
Bliss!
xxx
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
I had a business associate with an extreme case of Alopecia, whereby he was hairless from head to toe. Of course, I took his word for it…
Karaboo2 almost 10 years ago
Pigs in Blankets sounds good for lunch today.
heatherjasper almost 10 years ago
My feet used to get that cold. I enjoyed sticking them on my parents’ backs.
Gretchen's Mom almost 10 years ago
Today’s “Hi and Lois” comic strip:
[Sorry this is so big but if I had made it smaller, you wouldn’t be able to see as clearly who one of the passengers on Ditto’s sled is!!!] ;-)
zeexenon almost 10 years ago
the real reason I took up snoring and drove her, and her cold feet, to a bed in another room.