Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 24, 2015

I would tell Calvin to get Hobbes a cell phone, but they were really expensive in 1995.

Here’s what you learned today, Calvin: Women don’t like cat calls.

I’ll bet Hobbes could have spoken to him, but Mom was watching. Nothing chills a conversation more than Mom hanging on every word (unless it’s a daughter, and Dad’s listening in).

Obviously Hobbes was taking a nap, mom just didn’t want to bother him.

Don’t we all.

Well, that’s Calvin for you: another day, another gray hair for Mom!

Where is Hobbes?

No, LX013 waz wondering where our frequent commenter, “Hobbes” is…. (I think, anyways)

Don’t worry, Calvin. When you become a politician, businessman or something then you’ll definitely have your own secretary!xxx

Getting effective help is so hard to find!

Probably getting ready for his next pouncing.

[sigh] Mom just doesn’t understand.