Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 29, 2017

Hobbes is holding back a belly laugh out of spite.

It turns out Calvin is good at puns too!

Ants have cars? Wow, cool!

I don’t think it wise to sit or kneel that close to an active ant hill.

Who do you think you are Calvin, Stephan Pastis?

“Come on, you’re smiling.”

“I AM, AND I HATE IT!”

(Let’s see if anyone under age 30 guesses this one)

I found Calvin’s pun very amusing, Hobbes.

I think it’s funny. Hobbes is only pouting cause he thinks Calvin is making fun of him.

Very good word play. G-O-O-O-O-O Calvin!!

Calvin, the Pundit

But her father stopped her by feeding her some fruit; Cantaloupe!

Great pun Calvin. Maybe Hobbes would have been more impressed if you had shown him a Jackalope,

And it was his ant who first told him that joke.

Hey Calvin, where’s your magnifying glass?

Aw c’mon…. It’s phunnie

Yes it is…

Hobbes was hoping for lunch!

Oh deer.

“Do you know how to make anti-freeze?’

“Yeah, hide her nightgown!”

—Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny in “What’s Up, Doc?”

All hail the King of Puns, William Shakespeare (1564-1616)!

For tigers, antelopes are nothing to joke about.

(Masterskrain stole it from me.) If you get in their way, it turns into cantaloupe.

Hobbes got the joke, he’s refusing to laugh out of pride.