Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 09, 2019

Looks like the notes won’t be the only thing that get flushed tonight.

a few strips later, Rosalyn will have gone quiet and Hobbes will assume — much to Clavin’s delight — she called the fire department to axe down the door

Roz, there should be a safety key nearby.

ohhhhhhhhh boy ! is this great !

Roslyn must really need the money if she was willing to babysit Calvin on a night before a big test.

When Calvin calls you Roz, watch out!

Chill out, Rosalyn. Calvin is just going to the bathroom.

Rosalyn’s not very bright. If Calvin doesn’t open the door, she can’t get to him to kill him.

Someone feels flush with success. Oh, if he could but see the future!

I prefer to think that Rosalyn will flush the little bugger down the john, right after the notes. This will cost Calvins parents plenty of $$$

OH MY YES!!!!!!!!!

Now this is entertainment!

First goes the notes, soon followed by Calvin. Never a dull moment when Roz is on call.

Bathroom door knobs can be unlocked from the outside.

Go ahead and kill him. No jury would convict.

they should ax calvin too!!!!

Here’s Johnny!!!

Sort of flirting with your destiny, Calvin.

Flash forward 12 years……and Rosalyne is Calvins English Lit professor in college…revenge is so sweet.

Ok, Rosalyn. I’ll help you hide the remains.

If only Hobbes had somehow gotten left on the other side of the door. . .

This would give me a heart attack if this happened to me.

In our house I’ve had to remove the entire doorknob assemblies from three of our doors. Boys will be boys and oh, man mine sure can be.

At this point I would try bribery, Rosalyn, rather than threats.