Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 03, 1999

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Cathy: Hi. I'd like to buy a calendar. Saleswoman: Certainly. Are you a boat person? Hummingbird person? Waterfall person? Gargoyle person? Hockey person? Insect person? Sports car person? Polar bear person? Quilt person? Supermodel person? Cat person? Dog person? Poodles? Rottweilers? Labs? Cocker Spaniels? Boston Terriers? Shih Tzus? Collies? Great Danes? Mutts? Do you like herbs? Skyscrapers? Rural routes? Castles? Spice Girls? Victorian chairs? Italy? Lighthouses? Van Gogh? Bowling balls? Dollhouses? Angels? Feng Shui? Coffee? Star Trek? Architecture? Salt shakers? Construction workers? Farm animals? Yoga? Porches? Gardens? Mothers and daughters? Barbie? Chocolate? Antique pots? Michelangelo? Leonardo Dicaprio? Rodents? Maybe a boxed calendar? 365 gold courses...spanish phrases...movie reviews...affirmations...medical bloopers...beanie babies...swimsuits...cartoons...new words...online anecdotes...poems...crossword puzzles...cigar facts...chess moves...horoscopes...quotes...at the exact moment in history when no one has time to plan anything, do anything or write anything down, there are enough calendars out to cover every square inch of earth! Cathy: I think I'll keep looking. Saleswoman:...Wait! Here's the procrastinator's calendar...365 days of decision-making skills...WAIT!...