Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for November 14, 2010
November 13, 2010
November 15, 2010
Transcript:
Man:...So ladies, how's it going? Woman: Fabulous! I have realized my G.P.F.! Cathy: Me, too! Man: Excuse me? Woman: My genetic potential for fitness. Cathy: TA DA! Woman: Every woman who ever lived in my family has had big thighs......there's no way my thighs aren't going to be big! Cathy: I'm predisposed to have a thick waist and a problem rear, and......voila! Woman: It's genetically impossible for my thighs to get and stay thin! Cathy: A thick waist and problem rear are encoded in my DNA! Women: THIS IS WHO I AM! MY GENETIC POTENTIAL FOR FITNESS HAS BEEN REALIZED, AND I CAN NOW EAT DESSERT WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE! Man: My genetic potential for commitment is used up. I have to go meet someone else now. Woman: QUITTER!! Cathy: Men just don't know how to take responsibility for themselves.
Pezcita7 almost 14 years ago
Recipe posted!
NE1956 almost 14 years ago
She eventually got married? Irving, you’re more of a saint than I gave you credit for.
madampresiden12 almost 14 years ago
The best thing to do when talking t a man is to ask him what he does for work and play. They talk about women, bt men will go on about themselves for hours.
Gretchen's Mom almost 14 years ago
And yet she’s always diet-obsessive!
pyrowesel almost 14 years ago
They are kinda fundamentally right, there’s a lot of people out there who will never be thin. However, that’s not a reason to not be fit or at a reasonable weight.
bubbabassett almost 14 years ago
B-O-R-I-N-G.