C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for January 25, 2023

That explains why they are made of plastic.

Only the best for our Mona. No gas-station flowers for her!

Cheapskate! he should have bought the cheapest flowers from the most expensive shop instead!

Is Love in the air for Mona?……Personally, I can’t see it happening.

I have a problem with giving flowers

A symbol of my undying love that will be dead in a few days isn’t the message I want to send

I’m sure Mona would understand that

I’m sure someone, somewhere died.

Awww. Is this a tender moment or some such? Does “the mushy stuff” start now?

When giving flowers, don’t forget the graveside discount.