Yep! I’m the queen of making a salad more unhealthy than a cheeseburger. Years ago our grocery store had a pay-by-the-pound salad bar and I would heap things like bacon, cheese (every kind they had), ham, eggs, and a ton of salad dressing on top of a small handful of lettuce. Cost a small fortune and added more calories to my diet than if I would have just gotten a burger from McDonalds. Good times!
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katina.cooper almost 5 years ago
Need a couple more bottles of mayo?
jvn almost 5 years ago
Lettuce is just a deivery system for Ranch dressing.
just another cat lover almost 5 years ago
That’s a lotta Ranch!
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yep! I’m the queen of making a salad more unhealthy than a cheeseburger. Years ago our grocery store had a pay-by-the-pound salad bar and I would heap things like bacon, cheese (every kind they had), ham, eggs, and a ton of salad dressing on top of a small handful of lettuce. Cost a small fortune and added more calories to my diet than if I would have just gotten a burger from McDonalds. Good times!
Daeder almost 5 years ago
Pass the tub o’ crumbled bacon.
dlsickels1959 almost 5 years ago
Bleu cheese!!
a nerdy trans girl about 4 years ago
now THAT is a ranch bottle i would pay for, and i dont even LIKE ranch.