Cleats by Bill Hinds for July 13, 2021
Transcript:
Jerome: Hey, Bailey. How was Camp Kick-a-nee? Bailey: Great! There was this cool Russian coach... and there was a soccer snipe hunt... and look at these cool soccer songs we learned. Dee: "Sneak up on the goalie," sung to the tune of "On top of old smokey." Jerome: "Get set for the goal kick," sung to the tune of "On top of old smokey." Dee: These songs are lame. They're all sung to the tune of "On top of old smokey." Bailey: No they're not! The counselors put a lot of time and effort into writing these songs. See, here's one sung to the tune of "Row, row, row your boat!" Jerome: It's good that they challenged you campers like that.
Bailey is the sweetest, most innocent and naive kid I’ve ever see. He will believe everything he is told. Then again, he’s only maybe, seven or eight.