Cleats by Bill Hinds for March 04, 2024
March 03, 2024
March 05, 2024
Transcript:
George Oliver: Your uncle is a champ for letting us use his meadow for soccer practice, Chester. Nordling: Yeah, he even got his tractor out and mowed it for us. And this little item is going to be the perfect finishing touch. George: Whatcha got there, big guy? Nordling: Portable field lines, we can lay out the field in less than 10 minutes. George: Oh, with tape - Nordling: We anchor the corners, reel it out, and we're ready to play. George: Let's do it. Nordling: Done. The lines are straighter than if we'd lined them with chalk, and we can take them with us when we're through. George: And another advantage over chalk - they're tastier. Nordling: Huh?
Painted Wolf 10 months ago
I don’t think that Chester’s uncle mowed anything. Or, rather, that he used self-propelled organic grass removal systems. I also think that those two might want to watch where they step.
Prey 10 months ago
Goat poop is pretty firm and dry, but they pee EVERYWHERE! 600 sheep and goats pass my house twice a day!
Ellis97 10 months ago
Playing soccer on a farm? Sounds pretty interesting and messy. Wait a minute, didn’t they play soccer in a meadow before?
ajr58(1) 10 months ago
I used to play in a vintage (1870s) base ball group. We’d use flour to lay out the lines. At a farm historical site we played, the horse wandered over and started eating the flour.
hubbard3188 10 months ago
GOAT?