"Graduating with honors in physics, Brad will be a mall janitor. Joseph Ferg, summa cum laude in math, will be selling pretzels in manhattan..."
And the class valedictorian will soon be saying, “Want fries with that?”.
And the class “Most Likely to Succeed” will be the new greeter at the All-Mart.
my oldest son told me just before i retired to start practicing for my next job by saying..hi welcome to lowe’s how can i help you, so thoe grads have a while to go before getting that technical
I’d work for Lowe’s, but my wife would want me to bring some money home.
Yeah, it’s sad.
This is stupid. Math and Physics majors are highly employable right now. What was this guy drinking when he came up with this?
It’s those liberal arts grads who have a much more difficult time finding a job.
A little Pretzel Logic for Mr. Summa CU/v\ Ferg:
http://tinyurl.com/ly5okb
Good one Margarette, the best answer
Diane,
Not with the quality of our school system nowadays. No child left behind is hurting those who want to succeed.
August 21, 2015
margueritem over 15 years ago
And the class valedictorian will soon be saying, “Want fries with that?”.
carmy over 15 years ago
And the class “Most Likely to Succeed” will be the new greeter at the All-Mart.
bald over 15 years ago
my oldest son told me just before i retired to start practicing for my next job by saying..hi welcome to lowe’s how can i help you, so thoe grads have a while to go before getting that technical
Yukoneric over 15 years ago
I’d work for Lowe’s, but my wife would want me to bring some money home.
Redshoescow over 15 years ago
Yeah, it’s sad.
DianeKovacs over 15 years ago
This is stupid. Math and Physics majors are highly employable right now. What was this guy drinking when he came up with this?
Smiley Rmom over 15 years ago
It’s those liberal arts grads who have a much more difficult time finding a job.
risitas over 15 years ago
A little Pretzel Logic for Mr. Summa CU/v\ Ferg:
http://tinyurl.com/ly5okb
DougieDoright49 over 15 years ago
Good one Margarette, the best answer
trdent over 15 years ago
Diane,
Not with the quality of our school system nowadays. No child left behind is hurting those who want to succeed.