Close to Home by John McPherson for October 14, 2009
October 13, 2009
October 15, 2009
Transcript:
Woman: Then she told Brad that she never went out with Tom and She totally AAAAAAAH!
Many communities are allowing the use of Tasers on shoppers who are on cell phones as they check out.
Tasers: The next thing to incorporate into cell phones. Tase anyone using his cell phone inappropriately. Set on “Tase self” to keep other taser junkies at bay. “Long distance tase” optional at extra cost.
hey , shutthefukup, great link, but I’m puzzled as to why the stungun should be disguised as a cellphone…
…maybe if the mugger grabs your purse ,you have the satisfaction of knowing that somewhere, if the scumbag tries to use the phone, he will surely get an earful!
margueritem about 15 years ago
Where can I get one?
carmy about 15 years ago
One? I want two of them. Set tasers on lobotomize.
BrotherFlounder about 15 years ago
For great justice!
Where do I get one?
joefish625 about 15 years ago
Best idea ever!
Plods with ...™ about 15 years ago
I LIKE it!
SuperRobot234 about 15 years ago
Love the idea! I work at a movie theater and would love to do that to all the people who can’t seem to stop texting during the movie.
justjam38 about 15 years ago
YES, public cell phone use fits right in with rug rats out of control & ankle biters. GET A LIFE
gtsagan about 15 years ago
Tasers: The next thing to incorporate into cell phones. Tase anyone using his cell phone inappropriately. Set on “Tase self” to keep other taser junkies at bay. “Long distance tase” optional at extra cost.
WickedCrazy about 15 years ago
Well it’s about friggen time.
S_T_F_U about 15 years ago
http://www.beststungun.com/immobilizer-cell-phone-stun-gun.html
battycomic Premium Member about 15 years ago
Loving the idea!
bald about 15 years ago
it would be great when i eat dinner in a nice restaurant too
thanks for the link S-T-F-U
does that screen name mean what i think it does ?
Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago
hey , shutthefukup, great link, but I’m puzzled as to why the stungun should be disguised as a cellphone… …maybe if the mugger grabs your purse ,you have the satisfaction of knowing that somewhere, if the scumbag tries to use the phone, he will surely get an earful!
jpozenel about 15 years ago
Excellent idea! Makes me want to get a job at the checkout counter.
johnparadox about 15 years ago
Also to be used in the “15 items or less” line on people with two full carts?
Albany58 about 15 years ago
Excellent, Couldn’t agree more.
James Lindley Premium Member about 15 years ago
They should also allow the person working drive-throughs to use them on customers for the same reason.