Close to Home by John McPherson for October 14, 2009

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    margueritem  about 15 years ago

    Where can I get one?

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    carmy  about 15 years ago

    One? I want two of them. Set tasers on lobotomize.

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    BrotherFlounder  about 15 years ago

    For great justice!

    Where do I get one?

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    joefish625  about 15 years ago

    Best idea ever!

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    Plods with ...™  about 15 years ago

    I LIKE it!

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    SuperRobot234  about 15 years ago

    Love the idea! I work at a movie theater and would love to do that to all the people who can’t seem to stop texting during the movie.

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    justjam38  about 15 years ago

    YES, public cell phone use fits right in with rug rats out of control & ankle biters. GET A LIFE

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    gtsagan  about 15 years ago

    Tasers: The next thing to incorporate into cell phones. Tase anyone using his cell phone inappropriately. Set on “Tase self” to keep other taser junkies at bay. “Long distance tase” optional at extra cost.

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    WickedCrazy  about 15 years ago

    Well it’s about friggen time.

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    S_T_F_U  about 15 years ago

    http://www.beststungun.com/immobilizer-cell-phone-stun-gun.html

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    battycomic Premium Member about 15 years ago

    Loving the idea!

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    bald  about 15 years ago

    it would be great when i eat dinner in a nice restaurant too

    thanks for the link S-T-F-U

    does that screen name mean what i think it does ?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago

    hey , shutthefukup, great link, but I’m puzzled as to why the stungun should be disguised as a cellphone… …maybe if the mugger grabs your purse ,you have the satisfaction of knowing that somewhere, if the scumbag tries to use the phone, he will surely get an earful!

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    jpozenel  about 15 years ago

    Excellent idea! Makes me want to get a job at the checkout counter.

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    johnparadox  about 15 years ago

    Also to be used in the “15 items or less” line on people with two full carts?

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    Albany58  about 15 years ago

    Excellent, Couldn’t agree more.

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    James Lindley Premium Member about 15 years ago

    They should also allow the person working drive-throughs to use them on customers for the same reason.

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