Close to Home by John McPherson for March 14, 2010

I’d be real nervous if I were you….

Funny, that doesn’t look like Axel the Fusco Brothers’ wolverine to me.

Trained wolverine? I’m inclined towards doubt.

RANDAYN Go ahead and doubt. I’m getting my camcorder

Fusco relative?

I dunno…looks like she’s willing…

John Pike–Great joke, I luv it! :-D

Everyone seems to be assuming the wolverine is trained to attack the rude date…

I wouldn’t want it to get cut on the broken glass. PETA would be ALL over me!

I wonder if they offer the less expensive Fisher Cat version?

“Um, I must be going…”