Close to Home by John McPherson for December 31, 2010
December 30, 2010
January 01, 2011
Transcript:
Man: Your gallstones appear to be gone, Mrs. Sumner, and you're cleared to board the plane. To lower health-care costs, many physicians are teaming up with airport security.
I never have understood the logic behind TSA requiring passengers to remove their shoes since the attempted shoe bomber incident but not requiring passengers to remove their underwear since the attempted underwear bomber incident.
Looks like ObamaCare Government Controlled Healthcare the Republicans would never allow it.
It would give me a reason to fly once a year since the only Healthcare I can afford does not cover Doctor or Hospital visits only Emergency Room.
Help control over population bring on Death Panels!
Digital Frog about 14 years ago
So, do they get a protologist to do the body cavity search and colonoscopy at the same time?
mabrndt Premium Member about 14 years ago
I never have understood the logic behind TSA requiring passengers to remove their shoes since the attempted shoe bomber incident but not requiring passengers to remove their underwear since the attempted underwear bomber incident.
D-i-c-e-R about 14 years ago
Killing two birds with one stone. Or should I say, gallstone.
Totalloser Premium Member about 14 years ago
Looks like ObamaCare Government Controlled Healthcare the Republicans would never allow it. It would give me a reason to fly once a year since the only Healthcare I can afford does not cover Doctor or Hospital visits only Emergency Room. Help control over population bring on Death Panels!
Nelly55 about 14 years ago
I like the name for the scanner
lin4869 about 14 years ago
Nakey-Scan–brilliant! XD
alan.gurka about 14 years ago
Mammograms included at no additional cost.
pamr47 about 14 years ago
NAKEY-SCAN hahahaha
odeliasimone about 14 years ago
Government run travel and government run health care all in the same swoop. Makes me feel REALLY secure!
This is a a funny strip today.
pawpawbear about 14 years ago
Too real to be funny. SCARY!!!!!!
Happy new Year all/ May you be well blessed in the 2011 and beyond.
ACEIZGR8 about 14 years ago
“Now Mrs. Huntington, just hand your credit card to the officer and we’ll scan that too, and your bill will be paid.