Close to Home by John McPherson for December 31, 2011
December 30, 2011
January 01, 2012
Transcript:
Man: Wow! Nobody ever made me a sweater before! Loathing the task of getting a gift for her obnoxious brother-in-law, Carol knitted him a sweater made entirely from cat hairballs.
jump4joy almost 13 years ago
Well at least he appreciates it!
And the joke is on her because SHE’S the one who collected hairballs for who knows how long, and THEN had to twist them all painstakingly into a long, long piece of yarn…then handling it all closely while knitting it as it rested in her lap. Duh.
doc white almost 13 years ago
Bet it smells warm.
J Short almost 13 years ago
That was pretty catty of her.
LingeeWhiz almost 13 years ago
Carol the Cat.
rhmaustin almost 13 years ago
Everywhere he goes, cats will want to lick his sweater — cheaper than dry cleaning.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago
That’s just yucky!
lin4869 almost 13 years ago
Ewww! Happy New Year All!
mikehop23 almost 13 years ago
Happy new year everybody.
verdammte narr almost 13 years ago
This guy (john McPherson) sure thinks of stuff the rest of us could never come up with.