Close to Home by John McPherson for June 22, 2012

They probably live in the same neighborhood as the Oblongs!That lady in the front must have spent a lot of time living under a high tension wire.

12 eyes!

I know there’s a joke about ‘getting a-head’ in there somewhere, but . . .

Poor mustache guy won’t make it. The mustache guy in the book already has mustaches even longer.

Maybe they are Forefathers?

He’s going for the record of biggest fourhead?

Oddly, the four-headed guy is going for the record of longest-chewed wad of gum.

That’s not his mustache; it’s his nose hair!

The “four ugliest heads on one body” award goes to……….

I’d hate to have to take the four headed guy shopping for new shirts.

Breaking simultaneously the most records?

He’s got the record for the world’s widest shirt. (with the most neck holes!)

So many people are looking at him like he’s got three heads.