My baby bro was in the Iraq fighting. They were in an area where insurgents where firing off these hand held motars. He heard a loud bang and they went to check it out. They found several dead insurgents about a dead guy with a hand held motar. One guy had a video camera. They replayed it. He was dropping rounds into the tube saying the words. He made it to four rounds. I guess he forgot the military has the radar that can detect incoming rounds and figure a return fire solution. He was the receiver of an 80mm return shot, dead on target. That was the bang they heard. She had better be careful of the return shot.
interceptor almost 12 years ago
When they graduate, they’ll be sure to wear mortarboards.
daniel_bel almost 12 years ago
Still needs working on. As it is, one has to live fairly close to the school.
James Hopkins almost 12 years ago
Once they go to college in another country she’ll have to upgrade to an ICBM.
battle of plattsburgh almost 12 years ago
May not be legal your school district; please check with local authorities before engaging martar.
philyfanstukinmi almost 12 years ago
Sometimes she has to send silver wear, so she then becomes a mortar forker.
LingeeWhiz almost 12 years ago
Yeah, but who catches it?
richardj almost 12 years ago
And when the kids are really late …
Digital Frog almost 12 years ago
it’s a good old fashioned bricks-and-mortar school.
ncalifgirl58 almost 12 years ago
I need one of those! lol
tbritt99 almost 12 years ago
Before I read it, I thought it was toast.
Vet Premium Member almost 12 years ago
My baby bro was in the Iraq fighting. They were in an area where insurgents where firing off these hand held motars. He heard a loud bang and they went to check it out. They found several dead insurgents about a dead guy with a hand held motar. One guy had a video camera. They replayed it. He was dropping rounds into the tube saying the words. He made it to four rounds. I guess he forgot the military has the radar that can detect incoming rounds and figure a return fire solution. He was the receiver of an 80mm return shot, dead on target. That was the bang they heard. She had better be careful of the return shot.
galanti almost 12 years ago
PVC pipe; a barbeque grill igniter and hair spray make a very good “potatoe delivery system.”
alan.gurka almost 12 years ago
Must be Bazooka Joe’s mom.