Close to Home by John McPherson for November 24, 2012

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    James Hopkins  almost 12 years ago

    And the button right next to it is the LawyerAlert system for installed to sue the pants off of the NFL.

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    kathleenhammett  almost 12 years ago

    it’s impossible for someone to fall unless they are carrying grapes or in a bathtub

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    mabrndt Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Unfunny and uninformed. The Medic Alert system provides ER doctors with life-saving information when the patient can’t communicate. LifeAlert made that phrase popular.

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    battle of plattsburgh  almost 12 years ago

    It should be “six 300-pound men piled on top of me, and I can’t get up”, but somehow that phrase never caught on.

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    gosfreikempe  almost 12 years ago

    15-yard penalty for grandstanding. Now bring two stretchers out her quick! One for him ,adn the other for his lower leg…

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    kathleenhammett  almost 12 years ago

    LifeAlert just called MedicAlert for CPR assistance

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    captainedd  almost 12 years ago

    With how badly the Buccaneers are doing, they need all the help they can get!

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