Close to Home by John McPherson for February 20, 2013

A byproduct of the Madden Turkey Experiments, banned by UN convention.

Who would waste that technology on wings? I’d rather have 8 chicken legs! Go for the Octochicken! ;-)

It had to happen. They needed more fingers.

They’re a little late for the sujper bowl where the main stream news media was reporting a dirth of chicken wings for the couch snacking while watching the big game. I wonder what’s next, buffalo with wings. Now that would be a neat discovery. Even Nobel prize worthy?

So that’s how they do it.

One has to wonder if this really were possible with 8 wings and 8 legs if those against animal eating would be happy that less birds are dying for same amount of food. Course PETA wouldn’t be happy because nothing will make them happy.

I wonder if they can make boneless chickens

I wonder why turkey wings have never caught on?

I’ve never understood the fascination with wings – there’s no meat.

they need to grow more nuggets

May be they can fly now?

Long John Silver started them, called “Peg Legs”, but no dip, just fried chicken.