Close to Home by John McPherson for July 21, 2013

Step one, Hire a pool boy.

Put the book down, turn over and go to sleep!

50 Shades of Gray. Turned my Man into a Love Machine. :-) !!!!!

Tina was the perfect example of a hopeless optimist!

Step two … buy a bunch of batteries

Step 1. Hire hitman.

Step 2. Gardening for plan ahead body disposable.

She has a lot of work ahead of her. I really hope there are no husbands out there like this.

Oh, she is in denial for sure.

Reminds me of Daisy and Onslow from “Keeping Up Appearances”.

Yeah, rotsa ruck!

Nothing is going to happen. We have the stereo typical male and the women, the way it is drawn, looks like a deer in the head lights.

Run for it……..Yikes!

Sexist. She farts.

2 waitresses overheard at a local truckstop: “my Gawd—can you just imagine THAT being on top of you…?”They’re out there, folks.

And my ex-boyfriend continues to wonder why I broke up with him.

Or, in this case, your bedroom into a firestorm.